Chocolate Cream-Filled P*nis Cake - Yes, Really!
I actually baked this cake 3 years ago in 2018 when I celebrated a co-worker's 50th birthday. For all these years, I've kept the photos on my phone and contemplated about whether or not I should post it on my blog. Well, the time has finally come. Why now? Because we need a chuckle every now and again this year, and I'm assuming most of my readers are 18+.
My co-worker has a huge crush on the actor Idris Elba, so this cake is inspired by him. I bought the cake mold on an adult website. They actually had 2 sizes; one cake mold was even bigger, it was an XL size. As I placed it into my shopping cart, there was a warning sign that read "please measure your oven to check if the mold fits". So I did, and unfortunately my oven was too little for the p*nis cake mold. That's what she said (haha I'm a 'The Office'-fan, obviously).
The chocolate cake is my favorite recipe by Martha Stewart. And I made marshmallow frosting as a cream filling, but this turned out to be a mistake, because apparently the marshmallow frosting dissolved inside the chocalate cake after a few hours. So the next time I baked this cake (yes, it is now a regular request from collegues) I used a store-bought regular white frosting, this was much better. I used chocolate sprinkles to imitate the hair.
It was definitely a BIG hit at the birthday party, and I think we will all remember it for a very long (hard) time. Pun intended.
Martha Stewart's Old-Fashioned Chocolate Cake.
But in the end, it’s your website, and you can do whatever you want. As for me, thank you for the past posts, but I need to take my leave. God bless you,
Why do Americans (as I'm guessing you are, from your reaction) always sexualize a naked body?
And yes, it is a website and I am free to post about what I bake. Have a nice day!